Pataphysics is the science of imaginary solutions, which symbolically attributes the properties of objects, described by their vituality, to their lineaments.

What does it mean though?

Perhaps nothing, then again it may be the way the universe truely works, that's the amazing trick. Pataphysics is the science of imaginary solutions.

The unreal, if you will.

What are the exploits and what are the opinions then?

The answer is quite easy and ends up being whatever I want them to be.

The exploits are things that I have done or am about to do and well the opinions are my own feelings about issues or subject and probally quite biased