For a few weeks the pataphysican has avoided breakfast because of the fact they serve bland eggs and stale pancakes.
Well it happened, my once a week commune with the detestable meal called breakfast. It is not simply that the meal is bad but when you have a choices like: cold, bland eggs, stale pancakes, hard biscuits and gravy with a skin, and the ever tempting congealed bacon and sausage that could probably not even recieve an f ranking. It was overly easy to wake up late and simply get through the day on lunch and possibly dinner, with bit of a snack tossed in for the hell of it. Since I have a class that start before 9 in the morning, I find my self eatting breakfast, usaully no more than once a week. Since the food is so horride, and the coffee utterly bitter and watery (strange how they can't make eggs but bitter watery, coffee is not a problem?) that if you drink a sip before trying to eat any of the food the taste of the coffee maskes the other tastes and lets the food settle easier. Also since the coffee is in large coffee makers since the night before, it is bound to be the warmest thing there.
Now I have eatten some very bad foods before, stuff at camps that is barly food, stuff back packing that was freeze dried and some how made to last a nuclear blast, but this, this campus breakfast, is so worse much worse. It has the elements of the worst of foods in it. What I truly hate is the fact that some people like it and seem almost happy to be eatting it. I wonder if the food they recieve at home was so much the worse, or if they are half starved to death and would eat saw dust if some where avalible.
Now I am not saying that the other meals are any better but atleast those foods change daily (and then change back) so there is some variety but breakfast is another story. Perhaps if I am utterly tired I will be able to eat the meal without noticing how bad it is. Then maybe then I can get through the day without the dread that I am slowly poisoning myself by this meal.
Instead of all that maybe I will learn to go to class and get back to the dorm and fall asleep and then wake up for lunch. That seems to be the best idea of all.